Lost in the Craft

Lists longer than yard sticks, obligations to be met and that certain special project kept calling to me. The conversation was something like this....

Project - "you've walked by me 3 times now, you know I'm in this satchel"

Me - of course I know you are there, you sexy project you.

Project - "then don't deny what you know you want the most"

Me - "but, John, the laundry"

Project - "you know they can't give you what I can"

Me - No, but I'm crocheting you to sell, so there's no point in getting so attached.

Project - "as if...I'm cashmere, angora, and hand spun camel. You spun me with your own hands.

Then me, 3 hours later....spent, no housework done, PST remittance not completed, but with a curious need for a cigarette. Damn you evil project. BTW, now complete and I better be selling this scarf this weekend....If not, we will need a hotel.

Help me, please.